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Free and ample parking. Fish, chicken, beef, and vegetarian options.
Suitable for right-handed, left-handed, and power-eaters. No MSG.
There's no pork or shell fish being served, so it's actually kind of
Kosher. Unless you follow the actual Kosher laws. Then it's not Kosher.
Not even close. But if you're really nice to us, we won't tell your
rabbi.
Restaurant location:
Asian Bistro
at 121 Connor Way, Williston, VT, 05495
Ticket price: $49
- Price includes tax and tip, which qualifies as "such a deal."
Time: Dinner starts promptly at 8-ish. |
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Tickets
will be available at the door for cash sales. Doors open 1/2 hour before
each show.
Partial
proceeds warm Vermonters' homes through
P.S. Bring
your mother.
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What's
Moo Jew Comedy? |
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Jewish comedians |
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performing at Christmas time |
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at a
Chinese Restaurant. |
Has a new Jewish Christmas-time tradition taken hold? Any respectable
Jew would clearly answer, "And why not?"
Ancient Hebrew texts and any Rabbi worth his or her salt will confirm that
Jews have congregated for centuries at Chinese restaurants on Christmas Eve.
Moo Jew Comedy thus provides comedy in Jews' natural habitat. "Why should
anyone have to schlep to a comedy show, when we can bring it right to
them?" shrugged the show's producer, Jason P. Lorber.
Non-Jews are welcome to Moo Jew Comedy, especially loud ones. Worried that
some non-Jewish audience members might miss a joke or two, Lorber has a
plan, "We'll have Jewish interpreters who will shrug after each joke and
say, 'You should have come last year.'"
Come to the fourth annual Moo
Jew Comedy. It's what Jews do at Christmas time.
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Zach Sherwin
(Boston). Also known as MC Mr. Napkins, he's a hip-hop comedian / rapper.
He won Boston’s Best Comic (2009), and has performed on VH1, CNN, and at
Just-for-Laughs in Montreal. |
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Heather Gold (San Francisco) won "Best of the Bay" for her innovative,
interactive solo show "Cookie" which shows at Dixon Place in NY this
summer. She's appeared on NPR, Salon, WIRED, in a LOGO pilot, and with
comics like Margaret Cho, Judy Gold, and Nice Jewish Girls Gone Bad. |
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Dan Crohn (Boston),
inspired by Henny Youngman at age 8, now performs across New England. He
won semi-finalist in the Boston Comedy Festival. Teaching 4th graders
provides him endless material. Dan performs in Vermont on Dec. 24. |
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Jason P. Lorber
(Burlington, VT) performs comedy on Sirius Radio, for DemocracyFest,
dozens of TV commercials, and other venues. Jason
performs in Vermont on Dec. 23. |
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