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What's
Moo Jew Comedy™? |
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Jewish comedians |
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performing at Christmas time |
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at a
Chinese Restaurant. |
Has a new Jewish Christmas-time tradition taken hold? Any respectable
Jew would clearly answer, "And why not?"
Ancient Hebrew texts and any Rabbi worth his or her salt will confirm that
Jews have congregated for centuries at Chinese restaurants on Christmas Eve.
Moo Jew Comedy thus provides comedy in Jews' natural habitat. "Why should
anyone have to schlep to a comedy show, when we can bring it right to
them?" shrugged the show's producer, Jason P. Lorber.
Non-Jews are welcome to Moo Jew Comedy™, especially loud ones. Worried that
some non-Jewish audience members might miss a joke or two, Lorber has a
plan, "We'll have Jewish interpreters who will shrug after each joke and
say, 'You should have come last year.'"
Come to the fifth annual Moo
Jew Comedy™. It's what Jews do at Christmas time.
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Linda Belt, as a full-time comic, performs in the U.S. and
internationally, including Royal Caribbean Cruiselines, starring in
“Broads of Broadway,” and performing in Manhattan, Toronto, Halifax,
Atlantic City, and comedy festivals all over. |
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Josie Leavitt honed her comedy in Manhattan, before founding the Vermont
Comedy Divas. She performs throughout New England, and teaches two Flynn
Arts comedy classes – Laugh Attack and How to be Funny (Even if You’re
Not!). |
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Ahamed Weinburg
often jokes about being half-Muslim and half-Jewish. The 21-year-old has
been winning laughs from audiences at comedy festivals at Higher Ground,
Green Mountain Comedy Festival, and elsewhere. |
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Jason P. Lorber
host and founder of Moo Jew Comedy™, has performed on TV, on national
cable radio (Sirius), and dozens of films and stage performances. He
also runs a monthly story SLAM called
Reality Fix. |
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Free and ample parking. Chicken, beef, and vegetarian options.
Suitable for right-handed, left-handed, and power-eaters. No MSG.
There's no pork or shell fish being served, so it's actually kind of
Kosher. Unless you follow the actual Kosher laws. Then it's not Kosher.
Not even close. But if you're really nice to us, we won't tell your
rabbi.
Restaurant location:
Asian Bistro
at 121 Connor Way, Williston, VT, 05495
Ticket price: $49,
plus applicable box office fee.
Tax and tip included.
Time: Dinner starts promptly at 8-ish. |
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Tickets on
sale
here.
Tickets may be available at the door
(cash sales only). Doors open at 7:30 p.m.
Partial
proceeds empower troubled teens in VT.

P.S. Bring
your mother.
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